KEITH: I just can’t help think that…your life would be better if you weren’t working for me.
VERONICA: Are you kidding me? You’re the best father in the world.
Kester: What’s not girly about telling jokes?
Rae: Because telling jokes is a boy thing! And boys don’t like it when girls tell jokes, because it freaks them out that a girl might actually be funnier than they are!
rubber dinghy rapids, yeah, brother?
I have never, in my whole entire life, ever heard a conversation more deserving of the title “Diva Qween Words of Sheer Fierce and Fabulous Earth-Shattering and Heart-Piercing Perfection from the Baddest Boss Bitch in the Whole Motherfucking Game” than this dialogue right here.